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    My 500th Post !, it's a joke right ?


    To celebrate my 500th post, a joke :


    This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks badly.
    So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they have a rooster
    that they would sell.
    The other farmer says, "Yes, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll
    service every chicken you've got, no problem." Trouble is, Kenny the rooster
    costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the Farmer decides he'd be worth it. So,
    he buys Kenny.

    The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he
    gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a
    lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently,
    I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and Have some fun," the
    farmer said, with a chuckle. Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points
    toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot.

    WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the
    farmer is really shocked. After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the
    duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after
    a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! - All the geese get it.
    By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

    The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even
    last the night. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning
    to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue
    hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air with Buzzards
    circling overhead.

    The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal,
    shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
    to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

    Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
    above and says,

    "Shut it, you're scaring the ladies away."

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    lol.

    oh and well done for breaking 500.
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    I hope that was your own joke as it was bloody funny
    Cant Think of Anything Funny To Say

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    LOL

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    lol good one


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    haha corker!

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    good one
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