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    Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

    Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
    1. The woman goes to the store.

    2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill.

    4. The man places the meat on the grill.

    v 5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

    6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

    7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

    8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

    9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.


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    Hey its not easy ya know, we have to light it up, keep it going, then cook/cremate the meat, all with one hand whilst holding a beer and then after all that hard work I usually get, can you go and change your clothes you smell like the barbecue :shock:.
    I wonder why
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    lol


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    The way it should be too!
    *hides from any attacks off women*
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    Hey!!

    If you remember we are the ones that are having a b.b.q? I'm the one who's making the salad and cooking the vegy burgers as well as meat too. You'll find my cooking very good when you've tasted the new ASTRA BURGER!!!
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    so err whats the definition of indoor barbecuing?

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    b.b.q...

    Watching a woman burn the house down coz she thinks cooking salad is clever idea.
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    pmsl


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