An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a
young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in
the space she was waiting for. The little old lady was so upset
that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park
there!" The man was a real smart aleck and he said, "That's what
you can do when you're young and bright."
Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car
and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right
into his Mercedes. The young man ran back to his car and asked,
"What did you do that for?" The little old lady smiled and told
him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his
desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he
said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff
that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.