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    John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
    "Not really," says Mary.

    "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.

    "No," she responds.

    "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.

    She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

    "Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.

    "John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.

    "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.




    A blind man walked into a large department store with his seeing-eye dog. When he got to middle of the store, he stopped, picked up his dog by the leash and began swinging him around over his head.
    A horrified sales clerk rushed over and said, "Sir, is there anything I can do for you?"

    To which the man replied, "No thanks, I'm just looking around."


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    Oh my god! Its so funny but so so wrong (the second one that is)

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