Bloke comes home from work one day with a package for his wife .
As he hands her the box she ask him "whats in that then ??"
He replys " It's a **** sucking frog darling !!"
"a **** sucking frog?? "she says
"What the **** am i supposed to do with a cocksucking frog "
He says "TEACH IT TO COOK AND **** OFF !!!!"