Q...what do you get when you mate a elephant with a cat
A..... a dead cat
it will get better
A MOTHER was working in the kitchen,listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying: ''All you *******s who want off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop!
'' And all you *******s who are getting on,get your arses in the train now because we're going down the tracks.''
The horrified mother went in and told her son:''We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now i want you to go to your room and you are to stay ther for 2 hours.When you come out you may play with your train,but i want you to use nice language.''
Two hours later,the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:
All passengers who are disembarking the train,please remember to take all your belongings with you.We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.''
She then heard the boy continue:''
For those of you just boarding,we ask you to put all of your hand luggage under your seat and remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.''
Just as the mother began to smile,the child added:
''For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay,please see the f**king bitch in the kitchen!''