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    Why did the Chicken . . . . . . . . .

    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information

    The chicken did not cross the road.
    This is a complete fabrication, we do not even have a chicken.

    GEORGE W BUSH

    We don't care why the chicken crossed
    the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

    TONY BLAIR

    I agree with George.


    COLIN POWELL

    Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.


    HANS BLIX

    We have reason to believe there is a
    chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
    side of the road.


    KOFI ANAN

    We have yet to pass a resolution
    commissioning the identification of this animal and it is far too early to discuss any road.


    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

    I envision a world where all chickens
    will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


    MARY WHITEHOUSE

    In my day, we didn't ask why the
    chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
    us the chicken crossed the road, and
    that was good enough.


    RONALD REAGAN

    What chicken? I don't remember a chicken


    SIGMUND FREUD

    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
    insecurity.


    BILL GATES

    eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book - and Internet Eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.


    ALBERT EINSTEIN
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?


    BILL CLINTON

    What is your definition of chicken?


    THE BIBLE

    And God came down from heaven, and he
    said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.


    COLONEL SANDERS

    Did I miss one?
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    LMAO, thats classic.. very humourous indeed.


    but why no replies?
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    Quality

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    Yeah but Rich posted it summer 03 lol, 7 months and no one said it was funny??????
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    thats spot on

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    LOL! I forgot I even posted this!
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    lol

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    Didnt reply because i had seen it before but indeed very funny.
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