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    Proof that the world is nuts!!!!

    PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS ! ! XXXXXIII
    >
    > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    > animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
    > punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
    > prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
    > only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
    > reversed?)
    >
    > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
    > applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
    > with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
    >
    > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* !
    >
    > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
    > than "going blind!")
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
    > and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
    > for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
    > for virgins to marry.***** (Let's just think for a minute; is there any
    > job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
    > husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
    > the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
    > tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
    >
    > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
    > first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
    > act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
    >
    > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
    > and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
    > problem that they had to pass this law?)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
    > one
    > exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
    > "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
    > premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who
    > volunteers for this stuff?)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
    > that why Flipper was always smiling?)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    > (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
    > weight a and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
    > drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
    > research??)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > Butterflies taste with their feet.
    > (Ah, geez)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
    > (I know some people like that.)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > Starfish don't have brains.
    > (I know some people like that too)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    >
    > And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    > (Do you think they have bad breath?)
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    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
    > (I know some people like that.)
    >
    > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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    > Starfish don't have brains.
    > (I know some people like that too)



    LMAO! Me too!
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    lol


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